Happy New Year Funny SMS, Wishes & Messages

Share laugh, fun and smiles with your loved ones this New Year. Welcome your 2018 with all love, fun, laugh and joy wherever you go. This is the time of the year to leave behind all sorrows, worries and failures and hope for a new beginning. People across the world welcome the New Year by partying and wishing their loved ones. The New Year has officially begun in most of the world, people takes whatsapp, Facebook on fire with Happy New Year wishes, HNY funny wishes messages, funny new year greetings and all.

Happy New Year Funny Wishes

Give reason to laugh and laugh to people around you this New Year. Here we brought to you Funny New Year wishes that will make your New Year laugh packed.

Happy New Year Funny Wishes Images

Happy New Year Funny Wishes Images

  • A New Year is the chance to start over with a clean slate. Too bad my credit card won’t start over with a blank slate.

  • Don’t get too much busy in exchanging new year wishes, so that you forget to take bath.

  • I wish you do not end up ransacking the house for your specs wearing it on head this year. Happy New Year!

  • Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.

  • I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticising, sanctioning and moulding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.

  • May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!

  • Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.

  • This Year I wish your neighbor does not ask you to babysit his tantrum-throwing daughter in weekends. Happy New Year!

  • I wish you finally implement the plan to use stairs instead of elevators at malls and markets this year

  • The proper behaviour all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkness culminates on New Year’s even, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.

Happy New Year Funny Messages Wishes

Every year people make resolutions to change something about themselves or to start doing something differently. Unfortunately, those new year’s resolutions end quickly and they are soon back to their old ways. Here we are listed Funny new year wishes that make you laugh and we request please share this funny moments with your all your known.

Happy New Year Funny Images Wishes

Happy New Year Funny Images Wishes

  • May god inspire you to finally enrol in that anger management course in New Year!

  • This Year may I wish you finally learn how to use your Smartphone properly

  • I wish you end up fighting less with your partner over the TV remote this New Year!

  • I can’t believe its been a year since I didn’t become a better person.

  • I wish you can evade your boss successfully while using instant messengers at workplace this year!

  • “This Year I wish you scare off everyone in your wonderful Halloween attire”

  • I wish your dog becomes intelligent to wash muddy legs before running on carpets this year

  • Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn’t it, of a long line of proven criminals?

  • I don’t have a new year’s resolution you don’t need that crap when you’re perfect.

  • Kick everyone’s ass this year except mine. Have a kickass new yea

  • If I had done you wrong, I am sorry. May you still give me a chance this New Year to do it over and over again.

  • This Year I wish you make fewer resolutions to give up drinking. Happy New Year!”

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